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Who (or what) is Wormvomit?

I'm a web developer who builds things at the intersection of chaos and craft. By day I wrangle pixels and punch APIs into submission. By night I run experiments that probably shouldn't exist. This site is my lab, my notebook, and my cry for help — all rolled into one. If something breaks, that's a feature. If something works perfectly, I'm suspicious.

The app got an upgrade. So can your weird little project.

New tools. New tricks. Same willingness to build things that probably shouldn't exist. If you've got something unhinged in mind, I'm listening.

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From the Lab Notebook

Semi-regular dispatches. No editorial calendar. Pure vibes.

Jul 2025

I Let an AI Edit My Site and Watched It Happen in Real Time

Turns out 'just update the copy' is more interesting when an LLM is doing it live and you're watching the DOM mutate in front of you. Mild dissociation included.

Jul 2025

Multi-Page Sites: A Love Story About Routing That Almost Wasn't

Adding pages sounds simple. It never is. There were three different data models, one migration path, and a 2am breakthrough involving cold brew and a whiteboard. The whiteboard did not survive.

Jun 2025

Staging vs. Production: A Tale of Two Deployments

You can now ship to staging first like a responsible adult, review it, and then YOLO push to prod anyway. Truly the best of both worlds. I am not responsible for what happens next.

Dispatches from the Void

Real quotes. Real people. Questionable context.

I asked it to change a headline and it just... did it. Immediately. I wasn't ready.

Jordan F.Still in shock, actually

Multiple pages? On MY wormvomit dot com? It's more likely than you think.

Casey R.Early adopter, possibly a bot

The staging environment saved me from myself at least twice this week. Respect.

Morgan D.Recovering deploy-to-prod-on-Friday person

The Update, By the Numbers

Self-reported metrics. Margin of error: yes.

⬆️New features shipped

404AI calls made today

6Pages supported now

~3Breaking changes

What's New in the Lab

The update dropped. The changelog is vibes. Here's what actually changed.

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AI Integrations

The site now talks to actual AI. Like, real models. I gave it a knife and told it to be careful. So far so good.

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Multi-Page Support

One page wasn't enough for all this. Now there are multiple pages. Each one progressively more unhinged than the last.

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Live Publishing

Push to staging, push to prod, watch it break in new and exciting ways on real infrastructure. Peer-reviewed by no one.

The Lab

Every project here started as a weird idea at 2am. Some evolved into real tools people actually use. Others exist purely to prove a point — or disprove one. Tech stack of choice: whatever feels dangerous that week. I've shipped things in Rust, TypeScript, raw WebAssembly, and once, regrettably, PHP. No regrets. Many regrets.

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