Jun 2025
I Rebuilt My Entire Stack in a Weekend and Here's What Survived
Spoiler: not much. But the things that did are now load-bearing pillars of my production environment. A story about hubris, cold brew, and surprisingly good results.
🪱 Welcome to the void
Wormvomit
An unhinged web dev's personal playground, fever dream laboratory, and blog. Enter if you dare.
- ⚠️ Professionally unhinged
- 🧪 Experiments may explode
- 🪱 100% worm-certified
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Who (or what) is Wormvomit?
I'm a web developer who builds things at the intersection of chaos and craft. By day I wrangle pixels and punch APIs into submission. By night I run experiments that probably shouldn't exist. This site is my lab, my notebook, and my cry for help — all rolled into one. If something breaks, that's a feature. If something works perfectly, I'm suspicious.
Want to build something weird together?
I occasionally take on freelance work for people with strange problems and good taste. If that's you, let's talk.
From the Lab Notebook
Semi-regular dispatches. No editorial calendar. Pure vibes.
May 2025
WebAssembly is Weird and I Love It
I ported a Rust library to run in the browser at 3am and it worked on the first try. I've never trusted anything less. A deep dive into WASM, fear, and compile targets.
Apr 2025
The Anatomy of a Side Project That Actually Shipped
Most side projects die in the README phase. This one didn't. Here's what was different — and what I'll probably ignore on the next one anyway.
Dispatches from the Void
Real quotes. Real people. Questionable context.
By the Numbers
Rough estimates. Mostly accurate. Audited by no one.
What Happens Here
A loosely organized collection of obsessions, side projects, and technical fever dreams.
The Lab
Every project here started as a weird idea at 2am. Some evolved into real tools people actually use. Others exist purely to prove a point — or disprove one. Tech stack of choice: whatever feels dangerous that week. I've shipped things in Rust, TypeScript, raw WebAssembly, and once, regrettably, PHP. No regrets. Many regrets.